Oh good: boastful non-entity known for a low percentage of subcutaneous bodyfat will have his very own TV show.
Snooki and Jwwwoww have a spin-off coming up, as does that other guy. The shows will observer their lives when they're not filming "Jersey Shore." Another spin-off, still untitled, will follow around a fellow who goes to work, pays his taxes, dotes on his family, lives a modest life, and watches "The Jersey Shore" with his jaw permanently set in a tight clench, wondering if he should have just chucked college after a year and embarked on a career of being a professional idiot, because man, it pays. It really pays.
