Sports fans savor anger. They twirl it around in a long-stemmed glass, searching for adjectives.
Today, vocal Twins fans find their anger to be piquant. Robust, even.
They believe the franchise should be spending much more money. As rivals have invested a combined $454 million on two players, Albert Pujols and Prince Fielder, the Twins have countered with Josh Willingham and Ryan Doumit.
To put it in Hollywood terms, the Angels and Tigers signed Brad Pitt. The Twins countered with Jonah Hill.
Why wouldn't Twins fans think this way? The team is owned by a wealthy family. The team stunk last year. The team plays in a publicly-funded ballpark. So when the Detroit Tigers signed Prince Fielder to a $214 million contract, fans began e-mail and Twitter campaigns designed to expose the Pohlad family as greedy barons intent on stealing summer.
There are a few speed bumps to this line of thinking:
1 The Twins never said a new ballpark would enable them to sign massive free-agent contracts. At the most, the brain trust vowed to attempt to re-sign their own players they considered worth keeping.
2 The Twins' payroll is about $100 million, which would rank as the second-largest payroll in franchise history.