Somewhere, Ron Gardenhire looked out at the dying coals of the campfire, cracked a Bud Light and said, "Thirteen years, you banjo hitters, and now you decide to swing the bats when you see that 'NY.' "
I can't guarantee that was the scenario on Friday night. I'm just hoping that Gardy was properly peeved when he heard that the Twins had hit four home runs and clobbered the Yankees 10-1 in Paul Molitor's first go-round against them as the manager.
Gardenhire managed the Twins from 2002 through 2014 and he had a regular-season record of 1,068-1039 for a .507 winning percentage. Throw out 90 games against the Yankees, he was 1,042-975 for an impressive .517 winning percentage.
Gardy's Twins were 26-64 in the regular season and 2-12 in the playoffs against the Yankees. They scored 10 runs three times in 104 games against the Yankees and lost twice.
Now, Molitor, a guy who already is in the Hall of Fame, managed his first game against the Yankees and his lineup turned into the Sultans of Swat — with home runs from Miguel Sano, Torii Hunter, Trevor Plouffe and Brian Dozier, three doubles from Eddie Rosario and, get this, two RBI singles from Kurt Suzuki.
Fourteen hits and 31 total bases. You're right, Gardy. Sometimes life isn't fair.
"Gardy was probably looking at the TV, saying, 'What's going on here?' " Hunter said. "The Twins always had trouble with the Yankees … when I was here and after I left.
"We're playing well at home, though. We got to, otherwise there's no dance party. The only way you can get into the party is by winning."