Miscreant Round-up

Some crime blotter highlights.

January 22, 2010 at 8:37PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

When your number's up, there's nothing you can do to protect yourself:

One small problem:

Details, details.

So I'm guessing he didn't use the plow blade:

Happy ending! I'm glad. But again we note one of our favorite phrases:"Good Samaritan." Yes, yes, we all know what it means, but since there actually is an ethnoreligous group - to use the term Wikipedia employs - called the Samaritans, the phrase suggests that there's something a bit dubious about Samaritans in general." Let me tell you a story about someone who was a Samaritan, yea, but a good Samaritan."

So I'm guessing this wasn't Simon Delivers:

Be on the lookout for Octomom:

What's more, oshifer, this is Earth, in the solar system, in the galaxy Andromeda:

The address: Apple Valley. Nine more blocks and the guy would be in Iowa.

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