Some random links:

It's almost as if this site is trolling for hits from search engines: "PIctures of Celebrities in Bikinis in Vegas." If you know who all these people are but cannot name four Supreme Court justices, strive for more balance in your life.

Snooki is being charged with the most obvious crime on the books:

I'm guessing it's rather selectively applied, or everyone guy with a timpani pot-belly hanging over a Speedo the size of an unfolded moist towelette would be facing hard time.

Everyone is loving the Justin Bieber Slowdown.

It's a song slowed down 800% to sound like dreamy died-and-gone-to-heaven ambient music. If you'd like to create your own, go here for a tutorial. I'd like to see someone do this with a slow movement from a Bruckner symphony; people would go absolutely insane waiting for something to happen.