Kids: Let me tell you a story about when your dad wore fishnet stockings and your mom slathered on black lipstick. Once upon a time — 1978, to be exact — your parents started escaping square society through midnight showings of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."
You may have heard of the new version of "Rocky Horror," premiering Thursday on Fox, if only because its young stars Ryan McCartan and Victoria Justice are kind of cute. But whether or not you enjoy the TV movie's silly songs and Laverne Cox's performance as a mad scientist (you will) it can't compare to how your folks felt when the lights went out on Saturday nights at the Uptown Theatre, never tiring of the sweater-set couple who let their inhibitions unravel in a Transylvanian castle that made the Playboy Mansion look like a monastery.
Those screenings, which encouraged costumed attendees to talk back to the characters and hurl rice at the screen, laid the groundwork for "Star Wars" fans to sweat through film marathons in Imperial Stormtrooper uniforms and made it acceptable to sing out loud to "Edelweiss" during "The Sound of Music." They also helped turn a B movie, packed with nods to Dracula, space aliens and "Beach Blanket Bingo," into the longest-running theatrical release in history.
More important, those weekly get-togethers were a safe haven for the 99.2 percent of teenagers who felt like outsiders in an era when society didn't encourage gay people to come out of the closet and "nerd" was still a dirty word. The Uptown, which threw a weekly "Rocky" party until 1996, still does the time warp the last weekend of every month.
But enough from Uncle Neal. Here are some thoughts on what it was like from some current-day grown-ups.
Cynthia Dickison, a Star Tribune features designer, started going to the Minneapolis screenings in the late 1970s. She covered a guest appearance by the film's star, Tim Curry, for the Minnesota Daily.
"At the time, the Uptown neighborhood was much seedier. Not dangerous, but we felt like we were being really daring going there late Saturday nights. It was the place to be. The first time I went, I had no idea what was going on. I just remember all these people in crazy costumes waiting to get in. For me, it was about the movie. The crowd throwing things at the screen could get annoying. I still remember soggy toast running down my shirt. But when Tim Curry came down that elevator on the screen, it was a revelation. I had never seen anything like that. I immediately thought, 'I've got to keep coming to this.' "
MaryLou Tyler, a furniture buyer in White Bear Lake, became a regular in the early '80s while attending St. Paul's Harding High School.