So unique he is sometimes best described in language from another time, L.A. Galaxy superstar Zlatan Ibrahimovic nonetheless will be the clear and present danger when Minnesota United plays in the MLS postseason for the first time Sunday night at its own Allianz Field.
Big, brash and bold, he is a generational player who, at age 38, has won 32 trophies in a 20-year career and scored 542 goals for his clubs and Sweden, where he was born after his Bosnian father and Croatian mother each emigrated there.
Through it all, he has fought with coaches, teammates and opponents alike while he also demonstrated — from Barcelona and Milan to Paris, Manchester and Los Angeles — that no moment or stage is too big for a star who will talk about himself in the third person.
That's what makes the fifth-seeded, big-budget Galaxy such a dangerous opponent for fourth-seeded United. Even if his team, with midfield mates Uriel Antuna on one side and Cristian Pavon on the other, allowed one more goal than it scored this season.
"Cometh the hour, cometh the man," United coach Adrian Heath said, borrowing an archaic phrase used to describe Ibrahimovic. "All them sayings show you what makes him different."
He stands 6-5 and probably plays even bigger than that. He can score every which way, from booming 45-yard strikes and stretching headers in the penalty box to acrobatic bicycle kicks and simple flicks of his foot — a skill he displayed in the regular-season finale.
"He seems to do that," United veteran midfielder Ethan Finlay said about Ibrahimovic's most recent goal. "You know what he's all about. The big thing we can do is possess the ball in the field's middle third and final third and make him defend."
Finlay and his teammates know where to find Ibrahimovic come Sunday night: lurking at the far post, where he has made a career converting chances.