Minnesota United midfielder Bongokuhle Hlongwane moonlighted as a goalkeeper late in Thursday's training session.
"They tried to kill me," said Hlongwane, who goes by Bongi.
To paraphrase Heath Ledger's "Joker" character, teammates don't want to kill Bongi. What would they do without their top scorer?
The 22-year-old South African leads the Loons with five goals through 16 games this season, including four tallies this month.
Goals have come of late. But the second-year player has provided a joyful presence all season. The good vibes have proved contagious.
"He's a great human being," said coach Adrian Heath, whose team will be home against Real Salt Lake on Saturday. "He's a great kid to be around. Always has a smile on his face. He had never been out of Africa, but the way he's come into Minnesota, he's acclimatized really well."
Hlongwane (pronounced Hluh-ONG-wah-ney) takes pride in bringing the right mentality to the field.
"I feel like everyone in life has got their own problems," Hlongwane said. "But when you come to training, I feel like for me, it's where I can express my feelings through playing, through being around the guys, doing things with the ball and doing what I like."