Keepers are different. Keepers are weird. But they must dream - they are human, after all, and some are more human than most. And if they dream, they must have nightmares, and this - San Antonio 2, Minnesota 2 - was a keeper's nightmare.
ammy Ndjock has many fine qualities in goal; he is athletic, quick and decisive, and at the best of times can function as a fifth defender, the "sweeper keeper" of myth, who can free his defense to push up the field. But that tendency to rush out of the goal sometimes works and sometimes doesn't, and whatever fine qualities Ndjock might have are going to get swamped by the two highlights from this game.
There is Ndjock, eight minutes into this game, standing on top of his penalty area as San Antonio defender Zourab Tsiskaridze takes a free kick from twelve yards into his own half. Tsiskaridze doesn't take it quickly, nor is Ndjock not paying attention, but there is Ndjock backpedaling despairingly backward as Tsiskaridze somehow catches him off his line and scores from 65 yards away.
Justin Davis, defending in the foreground and silently speaking for all United fans, doesn't stop and stare, doesn't yell, just throws up his hands and walks away in frustration. Three games into the season, and he's already a beaten man.
In the final minute of time, there is Ndjock charging out of the goal to punch away a long ball. Ball, goalkeeper, and Cesar Elizondo arrive simultaneously. Replays show that Ndjock gets the ball and also Elizondo, and the referee points to the spot for the penalty kick. "It was no penalty for me," says Ndjock after the game, and most seem to agree with him; United surrounds the ref to argue, but it's pointless to debate the man in yellow. Rafael Castillo scores from the spot.
United can argue the refereeing - Alejandro Mariscal had a nightmare game, including a truly astonishing sequence in which he carded Miguel Ibarra for arguing for a penalty, then immediately awarded Jonny Steele a much weaker penalty. And United, based on their dominance for the final hour of the game, can argue that they deserved to win.
But when your keeper gives up a goal from more than half a field away, and both teams score from the penalty spot, it's a little bit hard to truly argue that a tie was unfair. It's a keeper's nightmare - an Ndjockmare.
Even the guy in San Antonio's net, former United keeper Daryl Sattler, had to feel from him. "Keeper's Union, you'd like to see him not get beat from far," he said. "I think he's a special goalkeeper, he's very athletic - I would categorize him as unorthodox, he plays very high. I think he's going to do some good things. He's a pure athlete, he plays high off his line - today we just punished him for it."