There was one tremendous Carlos in a key location at Target Field on Friday night, and he was not Torres, the plate umpire. He had a pliable strike zone early in the contest, and this wound up getting a complaint from Matt Wallner, a dispute with Joey Gallo and the end of a two-month ejection slump for manager Rocco Baldelli.
This all happened in the bottom of the third, which also saw old-school Texas manager Bruce Bochy recall Ryan Jeffers' mighty bat flip from Thursday night, and watch him get drilled in the posterior by starter Dane Dunning.
Wallner thought strike three was above the zone, and just barked mildly toward Torres as he returned to the dugout. The towering Gallo, with a historic ability to strike out with no assistance from an umpire, had no doubt that strike two was out of the zone.
And then when he took strike three on the inside corner, Gallo made his point on Torres' inadequacies at the plate, and as he departed to earn only the third ejection of his career.
That's astounding — all the times he has been rung up and Gallo only was run twice previously. Quite the commentary on Torres' movable feast of strikes.
Baldelli had showed a feisty streak with umpires earlier this season, but he had been sitting on four ejections since June 23. He came out between innings, pointed out Torres' shortcomings and was tossed.
Crew chief Cory Blaser had arrived from third and Baldelli was making two-handed motions to show his version of Torres' dancing strike zone.
The fifth ejection put Baldelli three behind Ron Gardenhire's season high of eight in his 14 years as Twins manager. Even if Rocco were to get on a hot streak and match Gardy in number, he will never equal Gardy's animation or persistence in those moments.