Lakers forward LeBron James turned 39 on Saturday, and his birthday gifts included a pregame illness, a crucial replay review that didn't go his way, and ultimately, a 108-106 loss courtesy of the Timberwolves.
A happy birthday indeed.
The Wolves (24-7) came out on top of a physical game that lasted nearly 2½ hours and had social media zooming in on the film of James' right foot before his last bucket with 2.3 seconds to play like the footage came from Abraham Zapruder's camera.
James was attempting to gather his feet behind the three-point line for a potential tying trey on the left wing, but officials in the moment ruled his foot was on the line. Replay officials in Secaucus, N.J., upheld the call on the floor, with official Tony Brothers telling a pool reporter there was not "clear and conclusive evidence to overturn it."
That left a lot of sour grapes for James. Here's a sampling of his postgame quotes:
"You can clearly see … there's a space in between the front of my foot and the three-point line. So, you know, Stevie Wonder can see that, champ."
Then came: "Over there in the replay center or whatever, somebody over there eating a ham sandwich, or somebody, made the call."
Then one more for good measure: "What do we have replay for if even the replay gets it wrong? It's like, who's the part of the replay center? Like, do we got robots in there that's making the Teslas? What's going on?"