Let's be real: Virtual music performances, for the most part, bite.
Sure, it's great to see musicians still doing their thing. It's nice for all of us to have the distraction of a scheduled livestreamed performance. Best of all, it's good to keep supporting the live music industry so it's there when we're finally out of this mess.
Two months into the coronavirus quarantine, though, I've had my fill of livestreamed gigs with poor audio quality, shaky or (even worse) immobile camera work, and the occasional interruption from a wild dog or an equally erratic internet service. Enough already.
Around Minnesota, though, there have been a few bright spots — quarantined music-making where the production quality was good, or where the technical limitations actually became part of the creative feat.
Here's a list of some of my favorite archived at-home performances to tide you over until we finally get out and enjoy the real thing again.
Bad Bad Hats, "Islands in the Livestream."
Being married allows Kerry Alexander and Chris Hoge to perform as two-thirds of their cult-loved indie-pop trio during quarantine. And being stuck at home seems to bring out their oddball sense of humor in this weekly series (Saturdays, 4 p.m.). They started with an "I Love the '90s" episode — "classic rock" to these millennials — and just delivered an even more fun one based on fellow musical couples. If only Stevie and Lindsey and Sonny and Cher had gotten on this well together. Archived at YouTube
Black Market Brass, "In Honor of Manu Dibango."
Just a few weeks after their sophomore album "Undying Thirst" dropped, Minneapolis' authentic Afrobeat octet reunited in the studio — eight different home studios, that is — to piece together an ultra-funky tribute to one of Cameroon's greatest music heroes right after his death on March 24. It was an excellent example early in the quarantine about music still being able to bond us. YouTube and Facebook
Davina & the Vagabonds, "Pink Moon" and more.
While she's been able to put on several rowdy virtual performances with her full-swinging big band via their Patreon subscription during the quarantine, the Twin Cities' great Southern roadhouse groover Davina Lozier made one of her most dazzling turns all by herself from behind the piano on April 7. That was the night of 2020's pink supermoon, so she offered a shimmering take on Nick Drake's classic skygazing ballad. Patreon/davinavagabonds and YouTube