Justin Miner has never been slimed.
And he doesn't use a Proton Pack or an Ecto Containment Unit. Nor do he and his cohorts don khaki flightsuits while tearing around in a garishly adorned vintage ambulance.
But know this: They ain't afraid of no ghosts. Well, except for that one time. In the "body chute."
Unlike the Ghostbusters from the hit 1984 and 1989 movies of the same name, Miner's Johnsdale Paranormal Group — named for a long-forgotten town (and site of much paranormal activity) near Onamia, Minn., where the four investigators grew up — take the non-pratfall, skeptical approach to investigating mysterious activities.
"We really scrutinize every piece of evidence that we get," said Brian Miller, another of the group's investigators. "We avoid putting stuff out there claiming to be evidence of the paranormal when there's really an explanation for it."
But sometimes there is no explanation.
Setting a spine-chilling mood for Halloween this week, group members on Saturday talked about investigations they've done close to home, including the First Avenue nightclub in Minneapolis and the old Mounds Theatre in St. Paul, to the Queen Mary ocean liner in California and the long-abandoned Waverly Hills Sanitorium near Louisville, Ky., where 63,000 tuberculosis patients are believed to have died within its made-for-Wes-Craven Gothic walls.
The talk, fittingly, took place in the Victorian front parlor of the Warden's House Museum in Stillwater — itself the site of tales of the paranormal, and of two investigations by Miner's group. The house, the second-oldest in Minnesota, was built in 1853 and served as the living quarters for the first 13 wardens of the state prison until 1914.