Oregon's new governor, just a few weeks on the job, already has faced a stream of questions, but so far has failed to answer the most important one: Can she make hot dish?
Kate Brown, you see, claims she grew up in Arden Hills.
Now, I'm a proud Oregonian, but as someone who spent five summers working in the Boundary Waters, and who has a cousin in Foley, another in Bloomington and a daughter at Macalester, I know a thing or two about your fair state — and I'm starting to wonder about Gov. Brown's résumé.
Because she sure isn't acting like a Minnesotan.
You see, earlier in February, Brown — then Oregon's secretary of state — was called back from a big secretaries-of-state shindig in Washington by then-Gov. John Kitzhaber, who was planning to resign, as revelations of questionable conduct by him and Oregon's first lady, Cylvia Hayes, piled up.
After landing at the Portland airport, the secretary of state — first in Oregon's gubernatorial line of succession — was ushered into a meeting with the governor, who apparently had decided to dig in his boot heels and hold onto the reins of power a bit longer.
Now, a "true" Minnesotan, finding herself in this awkward position, would have responded with an apology.
"Oh-fer-geez, John, I understand. You betcha," she'd say. "You and Cylvia have been under some terrible strain, don't ya know, and I'm sorry to be takin' up your time. Now, you just call if dere's anything I can do for daboat-a-yuz."