Fireworks and potato salad, sure, but if you want a patriotic way to celebrate July 4th, you could consider booking a stylist now for a hair-rific nod to the current resident of the Oval Office.
President Donald Trump's soufflé of hair has been a topic of discussion for decades, most recently at meetings with North Korea's Kim Jong Un that some dubbed the Bad Hair Summit. Surprisingly, having controversial locks puts Trump in good POTUS company.
Americans have been obsessed with presidential hair all the way back to the first coiffure in chief; George Washington apparently passed out souvenir locks like candy, with one turning up last February. Chief executive hairdos have been a thing ever since and, in fact, the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philadelphia has a collection of presi-hair that includes the first 13 heads of state, as well as several since.
If Trump is up for contributing hair to the museum, it should be easy for him because he has a lot of it, says Brad Nadeau, a stylist at two downtown Minneapolis locations of Great Clips. Nadeau was styling a client this month when it struck him that he was giving the client a Donald Trump 'do.
"It's a comb-over that is hiding certain areas," says Nadeau, adding that the bangs need to be left 5 or 6 inches long, so there's plenty of hair to swoop around to places that are bare. "There are certain angles you need to cut the hair at. And you need extra hair to work with, so one side is usually going to need to be shorter than the other. The front is long, so you can brush it back and skirt it all the way around [the head]."
Nadeau's not a huge fan of Trump's hair ("He should try shaving it off," he advises the prez), but he says his Trump-esque client walked out of the salon looking darn good.
What's going on with Trump's head is a secret as well kept as the nuclear codes. Still, barbers can't resist speculating.
Brooklyn Edwards, who cuts heads at Dick's Sports Barbers in Edina, suspects Trump's hairdo is so elaborate because he's covering up more than a balding crown.