As pickup trucks roar past far above, raising trails of dust on a hot summer day, a gorgeous little sun-dappled creek trickles across the midsection of Scott County. Branches stretch leaves languidly across the water, offering shade.
And you'd never know any of it without stopping and climbing down treacherous banks.
But Porter Creek is one important feature of what promises to be a major new addition to the metro area's stock of regional parks. It meanders across a 148-acre parcel of land worth $1.3 million, the biggest addition to the proposed Doyle-Kennefick Regional Park in nearly a decade.
Land nearby is still obsessively posted as private every few feet along the road. And the park-in-waiting is still so obscure that the chairman of a key Metropolitan Council committee last week admitted he probably "murdered" its pronunciation, saying something that sounded like "Kid flick." The council staffer presenting the county's request admitted she had no idea what road access exists to the property, seeing as she's never actually been there.
Mark Themig, the county's parks manager, can shrug all that off with a smile, considering that outside funds from sources like the Met Council are expected to cover the vast majority of the cost of a park that will be for everyone's use but that sits in his own constituents' back yard.
"It's a beautiful piece of property," he said, "and it looks like we have strong support in acquiring it. The committee was unanimous last week, and in my experience that's a good sign for full council approval."
That approval is expected on Wednesday.
It certainly didn't draw the puzzled reaction that a Dakota County proposal did a few moments later when the county put in a request for hundreds of thousands of dollars to — apparently, judging from maps — mostly just buy a bunch of land covered in water.