Wispy tendrils of fog loosely curl around the Ocooch Mountains, which suddenly — and strikingly — pop up on the horizon. Ed and I are mesmerized. We've traveled over nearly every inch of Wisconsin and have seen many beautiful sights, but nothing quite like this. The mountains, which are really a thick cluster of forested bluffs, appear perfectly rounded and resemble scoops of chocolate ice cream in the darkening night. As we drive along the serpentine country road, the Ocooch ice cream scoops on either side, I hope we reach the ranch before night's inky curtain falls. Cowboy Joe said if we didn't, it might be difficult to find the place.
The "place" is Kickapoo Valley Ranch, a clutch of eight cabins snugged up against the Kickapoo Valley Reserve, 8,600 acres of public land in southwestern Wisconsin's Driftless Region. The ranch is touted as a sanctuary — a tranquil, beautiful spot, perfect for unwinding. No activities are offered, and cabins lack television reception, daily maid service, phones or bathrobes. What is included, according to the ranch's website, is a comfy bed, kitchen or kitchenette, and handcrafted Nantucket rockers on your cabin's expansive back porch.
We reach the ranch just as the sun plops out of sight, then crunch along a small gravel walkway past a pen of llamas to reach the office. Cowboy Joe, aka co-owner Joseph Rogan-Nordstrom, is waiting for us. He gives us a key to the Big Sky Getaway, a spacious cabin that pairs handmade quilts with fine Egyptian-cotton linens. Then he dispenses pointers to help us enjoy our stay: The Kickapoo Valley Reserve offers a wealth of recreation. There are some great Amish gift shops in the area. The Driftless Cafe in nearby Viroqua, Wis., serves the best food within 300 miles. And there are no mosquitoes here on the ranch.
"No mosquitoes?" I raise an eyebrow.
"I'm not saying there aren't any at the Kickapoo Valley Reserve," says Cowboy Joe. "But because of the up-and-down terrain here, we have no standing water, and so no mosquitoes."
I don't quite believe him. This is Wisconsin, after all.
The Big Sky Getaway cabin is large, clean and well-appointed (Cowboy Joe is an interior designer). Ed immediately finds four plump double-chocolate-chip-with-walnut cookies, and downs one within seconds. The cookies are a gift from Cowboy David Rogan-Nordstrom, the ranch's other co-owner. Cowboy David now operates a bakery on-site and creates gourmet cookies, cakes, cupcakes and muffins. They've been extremely popular with guests since the ranch's opening in 2003.
The next morning, comfortably ensconced in the giant rocker on our cabin's back porch, I want to linger rather than get the day started. But if we're to explore more than a sliver of the reserve, it's time to get going. Reluctantly I set down the mug of coffee I'm clutching and we head out.