My friend Doug is in trouble, and it's all my fault. I've roped him into joining us at Devil's Lake State Park in Wisconsin for the day to try our hand at rock climbing.
Shading my eyes, I glance up at the two sheer sheets of rock in front of me, which meet together in a V, much like the corner of a room. Doug has managed to complete the vast majority of this climb, dubbed Cracking Up, but now is stuck in an awkward position, his arms and legs splayed out in a giant X. He looks a bit like a squashed bug.
A helpless bleat slowly drifts down the still, hot air. "I can't move! There's nowhere else to go!"
His fear is so palpable that I wonder if that's why two turkey vultures are suddenly circling lazily overhead, their giant wings twitching ever so slightly to catch the invisible currents.
"You're doing great, Doug," Nick Wilkes calls up calmly. Nick is owner of Devil's Lake Climbing Guides, one of about a half-dozen climbing outfits operating at Devil's Lake. We tapped him as our instructor after reading positive reviews about his company.
Turning to us, he says, "New climbers always say there's no place to hold onto, or no place to go. But experienced climbers will try one spot for two or three hours before giving up." Newbies also need to learn how to read a route — to recognize not just obvious holds and perches, but how this small crack or that gentle bulge can be used to propel yourself upward and onward.
Doug's legs begin shaking from the effort of holding himself tightly against the rock, his fingers clinging to rocky nubbins, his toes timorously perched on whisper-thin ledges. Watching him struggle, my palms begin to sweat.
"There are a few holds just about a foot above you," Nick says patiently. "Move your left foot to that big rock to your left, then push with that foot and get a little higher, where you'll be able to see some new holds."