It's all Wade Dubielewicz's fault. And Cody Almond's and Casey Wellman's, too.
If the Wild had earned four fewer points in the standings last season, it would have picked seventh overall and had a crack at drafting a player it undoubtedly wanted, Kitchener star Jeff Skinner.
Instead, the "Justin Bieber of hockey" has taken Raleigh, N.C., by storm, and at 18, was the youngest player in All-Star Game history, is the favorite to win the Calder Trophy as the NHL's Rookie of the Year and has been invited to prom by every teenage girl in the Triangle.
So where did it go wrong for the Wild? The final four games of last season when the Wild ground out four worthless points.
April 4: The Wild trailed 3-1 in Vancouver with a minute left. Perfect. Then Almond scored his first NHL goal, followed by an Antti Miettinen goal 23 seconds later, two goals in the final 42 seconds to steal a point. Oy.
April 8: Third period in Calgary, Niklas Backstrom was knocked from the game after taking a shot to the neck. In came Dubielewicz, awful in his previous call-ups. Perfect. Then Dubielewicz stoned Calgary to steal a shootout victory. Oy vey.
April 10: Season finale vs. Dallas. Mike Modano Night at the X. Time to give the former North Star a feel-good victory lap. Perfect. Before that, though, Wellman's first NHL goal in the third period helped the Wild get a point. Oy vey iz mir.
Four meaningless points, and the Wild loses "Skinner Fever."