Those who slip into superhero costumes know they're on borrowed time as comic-book franchises seem to trade in for younger models faster than most people change socks. Perhaps before the next round of musical chairs, Hollywood will consider replacements that better reflect modern society. Some suggestions:
Michael B. Jordan as Batman: He may have flamed out as the Human Torch, but the "Creed" prizefighter has the charm of Michael Keaton, the looks of George Clooney and the somber determination of Christian Bale and could drive the Batmobile into the next decade.
Miley Cyrus as Captain America: She has shown her patriotic side by throwing a "Party in the U.S.A." Now it's time for the Avengers to anoint her as their spiritual leader. Her bisexuality and choice of wardrobe will do more to put regressive world enemies at bay than that outdated shield.
Dev Patel as Spider-Man: Go ahead and typecast Asian-Americans as science geeks — but only if you make one of them a lab rat who gets a little too close to a radioactive critter and learns how to fly without Bollywood music playing in the background.
Ronda Rousey as the Incredible Hulk: Don't make this MMA fighter angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
Neal Justin
