Megan Fox is Tomato-Hued, Thin

Maybe too thin.

June 18, 2010 at 4:05PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Megan Fox showed up at the premier of "Jonah Hex," a Western based on a comic book. The reviews have not been kind, but fans of Hex will watch anyway, and fans of Fox will go as well: publicity photos showed her wearing an unusual full-body corset-based Old West-style outfit specifically designed to shed the cleavage and leg area in case life suddenly demanded mobility.

Back on planet Earth, though, she wore this to the premiere:

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

I think the shoulder lumps are fake.

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Definately fake shoulder muscles. Not that it matters. (Photos by AP's Matt Sayles.)

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