Meese no wan see tongue in 3-D

Lucas to release movies, again

September 29, 2010 at 6:50PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
Annnnneeeeee!
Annnnneeeeee! (The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Check your clocks, kids - we're coming up to the quadrennial re-re-re-release of Star Wars in the new format du jour. He wants you to buy it again.

Great: Jar-Jar's tongue flying at you in 3D. Yes, we'll have to relieve the horror of Jar-Jar all over again, as well as Darth Junior and the robots who say "Roger roger." Things blow up, though, and there's a parade at the end, isn't there? What a joke.

So, no, I'm not going the first day. Figure I'll go the second week when the crowds thin.

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