As the new dad stepped to the plate in the first inning Tuesday, the mammoth Target Field scoreboard read, in letters roughly as tall as the batter himself, "Congratulations Joe and Maddie Mauer on the birth of twin daughters Maren and Emily."
Huge message. Couldn't miss it.
Mauer did.
"Gee, I hope somebody took a picture," he said with a shrug.
If they did, that's about the only souvenir worth keeping from a 7-2 loss to the Royals, who won their seventh consecutive game. Mauer, his 6-day-olds lying across town in a hospital incubator, could have been excused for sleepwalking through the game, but it was his teammates who hit as if their minds were elsewhere. Mauer singled twice, the rest of the team three times, and the Twins fell rather meekly to 3-8 against Kansas City this year.
"Not a very fun game for us," Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said.
The blame for that rested with each team's starting pitcher. The Royals' Ervin Santana was in control all night, giving up four hits over seven innings, striking out a season-high eight, and mowing down the last 11 hitters he faced.
Twins righthander Mike Pelfrey, on the other hand, reverted to the nibbling, cautious form he displayed in April, turning every at-bat into a three-act play. He threw 93 pitches in only four innings, putting on at least two baserunners in each, and slowed the game to a crawl.