Joe Mauer and his wife, Maddie, are expecting twins. And they've decided to wait until the moment of birth to learn the gender of each new Mauer.
"I told him to do that," Justin Morneau said. "It's the greatest surprise ever, babies come out and you look and then you can announce it to everyone.
"There are no more surprises in life. You know what you're getting for Christmas."
While we wait for the double baby bonus in a few months, Morneau's statement about surprise carries a double meaning.
Mauer and Morneau have lived together, won MVP awards, gotten married, placed balls on tees for each other, experienced parenthood (or are about to) and become the faces of a franchise. This is their 10th season in the same lineup, but they know their bromance could become a long-distance one.
Morneau, in the final year of a six-year, $80 million contract, might not be back for 2014. The Twins have Chris Parmelee, currently the right fielder but better suited at first. If Morneau has a big season, the Twins could be persuaded to sign him to an extension. But a big season could also mean the club might decide to trade him before the July 31 deadline when his stock is high.
The Twins also could let him walk as a free agent and try to get a draft pick as compensation. If he has a poor season, they could just let him walk.
The realities of sports and business could be hard for Twins fans — as well as the M&M boys — to swallow.