The sun will rise again, December will be cold, the State Fair will be overcrowded and, wait, this just in from the podium at Winter Park on Monday …
"I told the team this morning that Matt Cassel will be the starter going into the season," said Vikings coach Mike Zimmer.
With those 17 words, the result in one of the more quietly strange NFL quarterback competitions went from being unofficially assumed for weeks by, well, everybody to official and a surprise to, well, no one. And that includes Teddy Bridgewater, the guy who lost despite a surprisingly strong preseason that includes no turnovers, four touchdowns, a coolheaded fourth-quarter comeback and a passer rating (117.3) that leads the league among players who have attempted at least 40 passes.
The fact that Bridgewater, a rookie first-round draft pick, played so well and still couldn't close the gap in this competition speaks to how well the 10-year veteran Cassel accepted Zimmer's challenge to hold off the future face of the franchise.
"To be honest with you, I worked tremendously hard this offseason to put myself in this position," said Cassel, who has a 66.7 completion percentage, a 9.4-yard average per attempt and a 103.3 passer rating in three preseason starts. "I'm excited that it's gone the way it has."
Excited, but not content.
"I'm not celebrating," he said. "It's just one step in the process."
And the decision isn't irreversible, as Zimmer made sure to point out when asked how he'll handle potential hiccups by Cassel and the ensuing clamor for the more popular Bridgewater to be promoted.