1. Patriots (7-0): Give ESPN credit for at least trying to sell Monday night's Jets game as not horribly unwatchable.
2. Saints (6-1): Man, if only Teddy Bridgewater had started from Week 1, the Saints would be 7-0.
3. 49ers (6-0): Jimmy Garoppolo finally has 16 starts. He's 14-2.
4. Bills (5-1): They move to 5-1 after trailing the Dolphins at halftime at home.
5. Colts (4-2): Jacoby Brissett: 326 yards, four TDs, no picks. Frank Reich: Don't go handing Sean Payton NFL Coach of the Year just yet.
6. Packers (6-1): Matt LaFleur: Hey, whaddabout me as coach of the year?"
7. Ravens (5-2): John Harbaugh: Hel-low! I lost basically my entire No. 1-ranked defense in the offseason. How 'bout a little COTY love?
8. Chiefs (5-2): Patrick Mahomes to Matt Moore. Ouch. Unless you're one of K.C.'s next three foes.