MN -3½ at STL
Rams by 4
"Vikings football: Come out and enjoy the birds while they last."
NO -3 at ATL
Saints by 7
"Falcons football: Buy your tickets before all the good players get hurt."
CLE +6 ½ PIT
Steelers by 7
"Browns football: Be patient. Eventually we'll stink enough to start Johnny."
JAX +10 ½ at PHI
Eagles by 14
"Jaguars football: It almost beats shopping with your wife."
OAK +5 ½ NYJ
Jets by 6
"Raiders football: Hey, we lost to our cheerleaders, so there's nowhere to go but up!"
CIN +2 at BAL
Ravens by 3
"Bengals football: Hurry! Hurry! Come see Andy Dalton before his next playoff game!"
BUF +7 at CHI
Bears by 3
"Bills football: Hurry! Hurry! Buy tickets before Donald Trump makes us the third most unlikeable team behind the Redskins and Cowboys!"
TEN +3 ½ at KC
Chiefs by 7
"Titans football: We're bad, but our division is worse."
NE -5 MIA
Patriots by 10
"Patriots football: According to profootballfocus.com, we've won the last 1.23456789 bazillion AFC East titles."
CAR +2 at TB
Bucs by 7
"Buccaneers football: Leslie Frazier is here, but don't worry. He didn't pack his jacket, snowblower or Josh Freeman."
SF -5 at DAL
49ers by 7
"Cowboys football: Good news. According to Jerry Jones, Adrian Peterson's three new goals are to move to Dallas, go 8-8 and miss the playoffs."
IND +7 ½ at DEN
Broncos by 3
"Broncos football: Yeah, defense wins Super Bowls, but our offense makes Fantasy Football nerds really happy."
SD +3 at STL
Cardinals by 7
"Cardinals football: We're the best darn third-place team in football!"
WAS +3 at HOU
Redskins by 3
"Redskins football: Sticks and stones will break your bones, but the way we see it, our name will never hurt you. So beat it, pal."
NYG +5 ½ at DET
Giants by 3
"Lions football: We haven't won a playoff game since 1991, but you know what they say. The 23rd time is the charm."
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