To win consistently with a running back as the face of a franchise that's lacking at quarterback in today's NFL takes exceptional ball security, great third-down defense and elite return games.
One out of three isn't nearly enough, as the Vikings can attest after sandwiching 3-13 and 4-10-1 records around running back Adrian Peterson's otherworldly MVP season a year ago.
The Vikings' ball security (30 giveaways) ranks 30th, with only the Lions (34) and Giants (41) being worse. Quarterbacks Christian Ponder, Matt Cassel and Josh Freeman have a combined 23 giveaways, which is more than the totals of 14 entire teams.
The third-down defense ranks 31st, with only Atlanta being worse. Opponents are converting at a 44.9 percent rate, which is the root of the problem for a scoring defense that ranks dead last (31.1 points per game) and is within 17 points of the team record of 484 set in 1984.
Meanwhile, lost in the shadows of a dreary season is the best combination of kickoff and punt returning in the 53-year history of the Vikings.
Rookie kick returner Cordarrelle Patterson and always-underestimated punt returner Marcus Sherels are on pace to set team season records at their positions. Patterson leads the league with a 33.6-yard average, which would destroy Aundrae Allison's mark of 28.7 (2007). Meanwhile, Sherels is second in the league with a 13.6-yard average and needs one more return in Sunday's season finale against Detroit to become eligible to break David Palmer's mark of 13.2 (1995).
"I think for the most part our special teams performed pretty well this season, especially our kickoff return team with Cordarrelle," coach Leslie Frazier said. "Our kickoff [coverage] team has struggled this year. … We had a rookie punter [Jeff Locke], who as the season has gone along has gotten a lot better and more confident and more composed."
Let the record also show that Patterson is the first casualty of the NFL's decision to eliminate kickoffs from the Pro Bowl. With an average that's 3.1 yards better than second place and two touchdowns, including an NFL-record 109-yarder, Patterson would be joining Peterson in Hawaii under normal circumstances.