It's hard to know just what you're looking for on the day of one of the biggest local sporting events of the year — Vikings vs. Packers, opening of U.S. Bank Stadium for real — but then a friend sends you a message about an airport bartender wearing a Brad Johnson jersey and suddenly you're onto something.
Namely: quarterbacks. Vikings quarterbacks. So many of them. And so many of them represented by fans. Just driving into downtown I spot four Teddy Bridgewaters, three Brett Favres, two Fran Tarkentons and a Daunte Culpepper for good measure.
And then walking up the grassy park — not far from where my desk at the old Star Tribune building used to be — there's the jackpot: a homemade Sam Bradford jersey.
But it gets better. Engaging its wearer in conversation — Nick Branson of Lakeville, who is there with a group of old college friends — one comes to find this isn't just any makeshift jersey.
No, this masking-tape masterpiece is covering up a No. 7 Vikings jersey. And it's an autographed Christian Ponder jersey. Oh, we have so many eras covered now. It's amazing.
Branson and his friends were in the area since around noon, meandering from spot to spot. Wherever they went, he was the center of attention. His friends wouldn't have wanted it any other way.
See, Branson was trying to go to the game in a normal, collared shirt. Everyone else had a jersey, including Bob Ernst of St. Paul in a Fran Tarkenton. They decided quickly that if Branson was going to go to the game, this was not going to stand.
They fetched the old Ponder garb and went to work.