Dan Buettner's chance of longevity as a return guest on Esme Murphy's radio show were looking iffy Saturday.
"Longevity expert Dan Buettner a no-show two weeks in a row on my show on WCCO-AM, for me it's 2 strikes and you're out," wrote Murphy, Twittering tough Saturday. By Monday, Murphy had softened. "I was being a little facetious. [St. Paul Mayor] Chris Coleman backed out on me Sunday [on her main job, reporting/anchoring for WCCO-TV ] and I Twittered that, " Murphy said, facetiously adding, "I had a good week."
No reply from Buettner to my voice mail and e-mail. Surely he can't be dodging questions about his breakup with supermodel Cheryl Tiegs.
"All we wanted to do was plug his book ['Blue Zones']," Murphy told me. "I've been wanting to talk about this study in monkeys where a reduced-calorie diet of 20 to 25 percent promoted longevity. ... We went on to do a thing about how annoying the whole Brett Favre saga is, which gets a ton of phone calls," Murphy said, adding with a laugh, "So it's probably better than longevity."
Like me, Murphy is getting all the crazy sightings of Favre shopping for a place to live.
"Training camp starts this week and [coach Brad] Childress is supposed to have his opening press conference on the 30th and it needs to be decided by then," Murphy said. "I think the notion that [Favre's] anguished is unbelievably annoying. You want somebody who is excited to play here, not tormented about the possibility of being paid millions of dollars for an opportunity that many question whether he's physically up to it."
I said I'm thisclose to preferring a rumor about Michael Vick playing for the Vikings. "I think Michael Vick is looking pretty good," Murphy said.
Vick's dog-fighting operation was reprehensible, but he has served his time. It's about time that NFL Commish Roger Goodell stopped holding him to a different standard than the league's wife beaters and drunken drivers. Let him redeem himself on the field. Vick wouldn't agonize over the opportunity (unlike Favre), and would probably make his radio interviews (unlike Buettner).