Day one in jail for Lohan, 13 to go. That's right: Lohan will learn the error of her ways and pay for her drunk driving by spending an entire fortnight in the slammer. With good behavior she'll probably be out by noon - still shaken by the harrowing ordeal, but grateful for the chance to reflect. Meanwhile, tears:
Who? That's the kid who was on "Pretty Wild," but she's more "famous" for being part of the gang of idiots who burglarized famous stars' houses. Didn't one of those houses belong to Paris? So here we have someone who broke into someone's house spending their burglary sentence in the cell once occupied by the same person whose house the criminal burgled. It's possible this has never happened before in the history of America. Ever.
