It's another appearance in court this afternoon for Lohan and the case of the Purloined Neckware. If you haven't been following the story because you have a busy, rich, full life, let us bring you up to date. A store says she shoplifted a necklace. She says she didn't. Someone's lying, and yes, it could be a store. They could have taken that security camera film to ILM and had them insert the necklace around Lohan's neck with digital trickery. They can do anything with computers this day! Except save her career. AP says:
Not to say her career is dead; TMZ is reporting she might be up for a role in the new Superman movie. "A major character," too. Possibly Lana Lang, since she's usually a redhead, and Lohan was a redhead once. It's possible the "Superman" producers want to complicate their lives and hold up shooting for a week because she had to go back to jail, but it's also possible she's been having imaginary conversations on a phone to impress friends, and there's no one on the other end. And it's one of those phones that has a big yellow cord and its eyes go up and down when you pull it along, too. You'd think that would be a giveaway.
