If the jail sold tickets, their box-office would beat "Soceror's Apprentice."
Sorry, Sam, but it was that or "how do you feel?" Sometimes reporters just have to warm up with a stupid question or two before they get to the good ones, like "What did she have for breakfast?" Anyway, it was a busy day:
There's less attention paid when a Pope is on his deathbed. But here's the interesting detail:
Unless she swallowed a small nuclear device and is threatening to blow it off unless she gets to see visitors on weekdays, I don't know how security and safety for everyone enters into it.
In other news, Lohan has a connection with her next door neighbor, "Bling-Ring" idiot Alexis Neiers. Says the New York Daily News:
Do you understand what this means? As we noted yesterday, Neiers is in Paris Hilton's old cell. Neiers stole from Paris. Neiers is next to Lohan. Neiers stole from Lohan. The odds are ridiculous, but at this point I expect Neiers to look out the window when Dina Lohan comes to visit, and say "Mom?"
