Lohan released from hellish confines of her apartment

Let the party begin!

June 29, 2011 at 6:57PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
FILE - In this April 12, 2011 file photo, actress Lindsay Lohan poses during a news conference for the film "Gotti: Three Generations", based on the life of John Gotti, in New York. Lohan was released from house arrest after serving 35 days for a probation violation. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini, file)
(AP/The Minnesota Star Tribune)

She's free! But what kind of starlet is she? You know the answer:

Where, as the joke goes, she can visit her career. By the way, "anti-shoplifting class"? What do they teach? "It's wrong, so don't do it. Here's how not to do it: don't do it."

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