Another day, another Lohan post. Yes, it's in the contract. In fact it's hard-coded into the blogging software. If there's not a Lohan post put up by the PopCrush Staff, the machines automatically generate one. The last time we tested it, the post said "sources say she blamed her parole violation on a gang of invisible nine-foot rabbits." That wasn't true, but if sources say it, then you're covered. Whether "sources" are different than "insiders" is one of those things we're still trying to figure out. What? Oh, right. Today's post.
Capitalizing nicely on her elevated profile in the tabs, the producers of "Machete" have released a poster for her character. Edgy!
See, she's a nun, with a gun, and the gun has an enormous barrel, and . . . whatever. Expect global protests and bombings by outraged nuns any moment now.
