Lohan gets a standing O

ORLY.

April 26, 2011 at 5:50PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Please tell me the audience was being sarcastic. Please tell me this was a comment on how audiences will leap to their feet for anything, as if slavish adulation in the face of celebrity will somehow earn them credit in heaven.

Hope we're not spoiling anything, but TMZ has some details.

Last week news said she was out. Now she's back. Adjust your expectations of the future accordingly. Already the scales of justice are moving; this is the first time ever she's gotten a Hollywood tag instead of "Naughty." And so the rehabilitation begins.

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