Lileks: The glorious nocturnal noise of summer

The sound of winter: nothing. It's the quiet unheard song of a dreaming world, if you wish, or the cruel vacancy of deep space, with perhaps someone stuck in the rings of Saturn, spinning their wheels.

Summer has a soundtrack, though — mostly dude bugs and bro-frogs saying, "Hey gals, over here, hot stuff."

The noisemakers include:

Cicadas. If you're hearing something that sounds like a squirrel choking to death on a kazoo, that's a dog-day cicada. They make that buzzing drone to attract mates, because apparently that's their idea of sparkling conversation. "Hello, I am a neotibicen canicularis and I would like to meet a lady version. Thank you."

In your backyard there are 6,000 cicadas thinking, "Yeah, I've heard that one before."

Crickets. Wikipedia says they're trying "to attract females with a loud and monotonous sound." Well, it worked for Mick Jagger. They're also telling us the temperature. According to the Old Farmer's Almanac — and who doesn't trust an old farmer? — count the number of chirps in 25 seconds, divide by 3, then add 4 and you have the temperature in Celsius. Or just check your phone.

Frogs. These I don't hear anymore. It seems we ran out of frogs.

Well, make that red Jell-O. I always felt bad about that. The nightly barrupp sounded a bit more ominous after that.

That's just a few. Add these: the trill of birdsong, the nasty chatter of fighting squirrels, the yippy dog up the street and the mastiff woofing a reply, the throaty oration of the occasional plane, the hiss of the sprinklers kicking in, the wordless wind conversing with the leaves. You can hear an impromptu chorale every sunset. The same score every night.

We tend to take it for granted after a while, and then the voices drop out one by one until the music is over, and along come the southbound geese like janitors cleaning up the hall after the show's done.