If you talk to the filmmakers who vote for the Academy Awards, you expect them to say:
"My choice, while difficult, was based on the director's masterful use of long, unedited takes that stripped away the artifice inherent in the genre and brought a raw naturalism to the picture that reminded one of Bergman's later work without weighing the scenes with excessive allegory."
What they actually say:
"I didn't vote for the one that won because they sent me all the pictures on DVD and my player wouldn't load them all. I think there's dust on the laser or something."
In short, I don't take the Oscars seriously. Oh, it's nice to see the beautiful people parade in their finery, waxed and buffed and sprayed, their heels sanded with ethically sourced Peruvian pumice. It's nice to see people who've worked hard all their lives stand on stage and thank their third-grade teacher while clutching the statue like they're strangling a cobra. But you'll forget it by noon today.
If the Oscars really wanted to connect with the moviegoing public, they'd make the ceremony more like the experience of going to a movie.
You never see a winner unable to reach the stage because a family of seven arrived late and is moving past him to get to the middle of the aisle. The ceremony isn't preceded by trailers for other awards shows that show all the highlights.
Small complaints. Moviegoing is better than ever. A few years ago I saw a "Star Wars" movie in Imax 3-D, and one of the enormous starships seemed to pass right over my head. It was stunning. The entire experience was a nonstop sensory overload, and it gave me a headache you could see on radar weather maps. But it was awesome.