Each Saturday morning during the NFL season, we'll wake up early, take a hearty cut at predicting the unpredictable league, wince at how it went the week before and ponder the definition of insanity.
Adrian Peterson should have a happy return, although NFL rules probably prohibit him from wearing a Dash Radio helmet decal. We've jumped off the Browns' Last-Glimmer-of-HopeWagon. And for the first time since the facemask was invented, we're picking against the Patriots.
Wait, the doorbell just rang.
Sorry. It was Bill Belichick. He just beat us 58-0 and vowed to beat our grandchildren 68-0 whenever they're drafted into this world.
Week 14 was a decent week — 10-5 straight-up and 9-6 against the spread — for a guy still smart enough not to put actual money on NFL picks. As for this week, I like a handful of underdogs.
In addition to the Broncos beating the Patriots (Sorry, Bill), I like the Bengals to beat the Steelers at home; the Saints to beat the Cardinals on the road; the Chargers to beat the Raiders at home; and the Bucs to beat the Cowboys at Dallas.
Call me crazy on that last one, but the Bucs are playing the best defense in the league right now. They're also the more desperate team. And do you honestly think we're going to get through the regular season without ESPN ramping up the Should-Tony-Romo-Play!!!! chatter even further?
WEEK 15 PICKS