There's Deacon. Oh, he's more handsome in person. Look at those dimples.
There's Scarlett. She's barefoot. She's got a wreath of flowers in her hair. And look at all that hair. It cascades down to her waist.
Wait a minute. That wasn't really Deacon onstage Wednesday night at Northrop Auditorium in Minneapolis; it was Charles "Chip" Esten who plays Deacon on ABC's prime-time soap opera "Nashville" about country music. And Scarlett was really Clare Bowen.
In one of those life-imitates-art moments, some of the cast of "Nashville" has taken to the road to perform songs from the show, covers and a few originals. Are they actors who sing or singers who act?
Here's a look at how the "Nashville" cast did in its two-hour, revue-style concert at the sold-out auditorium full of mostly women, some of whom screamed like they were seeing a boy band. We rate the performances — in order of appearance — on a scale of 1 to 4 cowboy hats.
Chris Carmack (Will on "Nashville"). He's got dimples that won't quit — and neither will his hair, which kept falling in his face. Dude, either cut it or join a boy band. His voice was pleasant but too soft. His songs "Being Alone" and "I'm on It" sounded like Matchbox Twenty tunes without forceful enough vocals. Moreover, he forgot the lyrics on one number because he said they're so wordy. Rating: 2 hats
Aubrey Peeples (Layla). She gets the award for weirdest outfit — a long plaid flannel nightshirt (or was it a dress?) over patterned black hose, black undergarments and Doc Marten boots. What was she thinking? Her version of the soul classic "Do Right Woman" was both glorious (nice southern soul, like Dusty Springfield with gusto) and gawd awful (her screechy screaming). Rating: 2 hats.
Jonathan Jackson (Avery). Not advertised to appear, he seemed to have the most genuine music-star stage presence. Looking like a cross between a clear-eyed Johnny Depp and a young Joe Cocker, Jackson rocked on "On a Rail," crooned on the piano ballad "How You Learn To Live Alone" and transformed himself into U2's Bono on Bob Dylan's spiritualized "Love Rescue Me." Rating: 3 hats.