DANGEROUS CELL PHONES
From cars to economies to coffee shop lines
Memo to all drivers who want to talk on their cell phones as they go to and fro: Use mass transit. Your phone conversations may be annoying to the passengers around you, but at least you won't be a danger to other drivers (or to yourself).
ISABEL LEVINSON, MINNEAPOLIS
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While many cogent arguments have been offered as to the source of our slumping economy, I am surprised that no one has posited the most screamingly obvious explanation: the cell phone.
This menacing device has managed to ravage the entire GDP of a country, and yet no one is looking into its deviant presence. Hedge fund managers and investment bankers broker deals on their cell phones, while at the same time texting their buddies and intermittently calling their wives. CEOs make billion-dollar merger and acquisition decisions while chatting with golf buddies over their cellular devices. And parents who could have spent 10 more minutes talking to their children about the importance of saving and spending wisely and balancing their own budgets, instead spend them arguing with their spouses over a cell phone.
If Congress isn't going to regulate the use of a device that has single- handedly curtailed growth and curbed innovation in our country, then I will. Next time you step up to order your triple-shot, half-shot of sugar-free vanilla, extra hot, no froth, skim milk latte, put down your cell phone and invest in what you are doing at the moment, or else I will politely stimulate our economy by doing it for you.
ALEX CAHILL, MINNEAPOLIS
AND PUT ON A SWEATER?
President-elect's policies leave him cold
I listened to the president-elect's speech last Thursday. He spoke of putting aside partisanship and doing what is best for the country. Unfortunately his proposals are Jimmy Carter nonsense all over again.