ASSAULT ON GAZA
Israel should realize pressure's not working
I hate my neighbors. It goes back a long way.
Lately I've been parking the Hummer my uncle gave me in front of their driveway. They can't even get groceries!
Well, their teenage brat started chucking Skoal tins over the fence at my house. He even broke a window.
That was it! I gave them both barrels of the shotgun my Uncle Sam also bought me. Turns out I killed their other son training to be on the police force. Imagine! One of them on the police force! That'll teach 'em.
YUSUF REED, FRIDLEY
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I'd like to thank the Star Tribune for its even-handed coverage of news in the Middle East, the front-page stories each time rockets fell on Sderot or Ashkelon from Gaza, right alongside essential coverage of the governor's peccadilloes and sports trades or stadium quests.
I can't do that; the coverage never happened. I can only note Sunday's headline: "Israel unleashes firestorm on Gaza." I can only conclude that this is because violence perpetrated against Jews is understood as part of the natural order of things and therefore not newsworthy, but that Jews responding to violence with something other than meek cringing disrupts the natural order and is therefore worthy of the front page.