You can gauge how much time you spend on the internet by decoding this sentence:
Chonky good boi boops smol danger noodle.
Does that make sense?
No? OK.
Chonky is "fat." All dogs on the internet are "Good boys." (There are good girls, but the default — thanks, patriarchy! — is "good boy" for any dog.) Boy is often misspelled as "boi" because internet people like to do that.
A "boop" is touching the nose. These are actual pages on the internet devoted to booping ("21 Epic Pet Nose Boops You Have to See," "19 Adorable Boops that Shattered our Cute Meter," etc.).
"Smol" is internet-speak for "small." That must be because double consonants are exhausting to type. A danger noodle is a snake, or a "snek," in another irritating, intentional misspelling.
Chonky good boi boops smol danger noodle translates into: Fat dog touches snake nose.