What do you get for trying to carve up someone's mug a sharp object? Twenty-four months in the greybar hotel, if that:

Yes, this happened half a decade ago. Why did it take so long to bring this to trial? One reason: she had other problems up in Canada. Hitting people with beer bottles is her metier. Her genre, if you will. Her forte.

Since she's gotten that out of the way, she could fit her domestic sentencing into her busy, busy calendar.