"Last year, I was starting to lose all my hair," Lamont Cranston singer Pat Hayes joked mid-song with a crowd of grayhairs and bald heads.
"And I put on too many pounds down there," he continued, pointing to his belly and belittling his outward appeal. He was getting to his message.
"If you get a chance to get a good woman, you'd better hang on to her," he counseled from this Lake Minnetonka bandstand, not far from where he lives with his good woman of 30-some years and counting.
Then he resumed singing Wilson Pickett's "I Found a Love," another in a treasure chest of blues and R&B nuggets Hayes has collected in 50 years of leading the Lamont Cranston Band.
Known as the kings of da boogie, they ruled the Minnesota music scene in the 1970s and early '80s. But Lamont — or more precisely Hayes — never went away.
The farm boy from Hamel still celebrates the blues — whether it's Friday's CD reissue party at Crooners, New Year's Eve at Wilebski's or a summer festival on a small stage in a big park.
Hayes blows a mean harmonica, sings with Chicago-style grit and tells colorful stories — about hanging out with the Blues Brothers, touring with Bonnie Raitt and opening for the Stones.
Over salad (he's lost 20 pounds), Hayes, 69, reflected on 50 years of the Cranstons.