Kurt Warner was a gentleman on DWTS

But he's still gone.

November 10, 2010 at 2:57PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

The sci-fi writers got it wrong, as usual. The future did not turn out to be hyperviolent TV shows that luxuriated in the deaths of its contestants. It's much kinder. Much gentler. Much dancier:

It's also about not using impact as a verb, but that's okay. Language has changed. Heck, professional sportsmen have chaged:

Cute. And fierce! In case you're wondering who was on the show before:

It's like the list of who's appearing at Grand Casino in Hinkley next year.

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