The two most compelling figures at U.S. Bank Stadium on Sunday will be rich men trying to pretend they aren't rattled. Kirk Cousins and Jon Gruden have made their money. In the second year of their latest endeavors, neither has yet to make his bones.
Cousins, the Vikings quarterback, has shrunk before our eyes since the middle of last season, falling from possible savior to targeted goat. Famous for screaming, "You like that!'' he now seems to yearn to be merely liked, or forgiven. Signed to an $84 million fully guaranteed contract, Cousins is becoming a cross between Herschel Walker of 1991 and Brett Favre of 2010.
Gruden, the Raiders' self-caricaturing coach, is 5-13 in his second stint in Oakland. He has traded his two best players, Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper, and traded for Antonio Brown, only to become an unwilling actor in the worst buddy movie ever. Signed to a $100 million contract, he's threatening to write the worst sequel since "Weekend At Bernie's II." (Yes, there was a "Weekend at Bernie's II." Spoiler alert: Bernie was still dead.)
The two men have one intriguing tie, someone who will be in the stadium Sunday and whose career speaks of better possibilities. For each, Gary Kubiak is the embodiment of hope.
Kubiak is in his first year as the Vikings' assistant head coach and offensive adviser. He offers hope to Gruden because he is proof that you can win a Super Bowl late in your career, and after changing teams.
Joe Gibbs won three Super Bowls in his first stint with Washington and none in his second. Jimmy Johnson won two in a row and set up a third in his first stint as a head coach and won none in his second.
Bill Parcells won two in his eight years with the Giants and none in his 11 years with the Patriots, Jets and Cowboys.
Gruden is trying to win big in his third head coaching job and there isn't much precedence for that kind of success. But there is Kubiak.