Next March, when you find yourself getting way too excited about NFL free agency and how it translates to winning Lombardi trophies, Google "2014 NFL free agency winners."
Somewhere in that pile of, um, articles will be this headline from March 30: "Buccaneers are free agency winners once again."
Seven months later, Tampa Bay has the NFL's worst total defense (422.5 yards allowed per game), its worst scoring defense (34.0) and the NFC's worst record (1-5) heading into Sunday's home game against the Vikings (2-5).
Things are so bad in Tampa that comparisons to the 1976 expansion Bucs — widely considered one of the worst teams in NFL history — are sprouting. Meanwhile, at Winter Park, at least one reporter thought little enough of the Bucs to toss Vikings coach Mike Zimmer the "must-win" question nine days before Halloween.
"I hate getting into the 'must win' things, but it is important for our football team that we win," Zimmer said. "It's probably more important [to achieve] the process of playing well, doing things right, eliminating penalties, the things we did last week that didn't allow us to win the football game."
The Vikings (2-5) are three-point underdogs, but they did win by 13 points over a soft Falcons team that beat the Bucs 56-14 the week before. So, yeah, now appears to be the right time to snap out of a physical funk lowlighted by an offensive line that has contributed mightily to 19 sacks in three consecutive losses.
"Some of it is we are getting beat physically," Zimmer said. "It's not so much the stunts and the games. It's sometimes the protection breaks down because of other factors. … I can go through a ton of them."
With 27 sacks allowed, the Vikings rank last in the league in sacks allowed per pass play. But, fortunately for them, the Bucs' pass rushers are underperforming as well for defensive coordinator and former Vikings head coach Leslie Frazier.