Ah, the minivan. That target of stand-up comedians and patronizing waves at shopping malls, even as it performs its thankless chores with versatility and forbearance. Kind of like parents.
Still, I know parents who would rather ride on the back of a garbage truck than be seen driving a minivan.
That dismissive stance inevitably turns into a distress call when families add a second, third or fourth child, procreating themselves into the minivan demographic. And when they realize that a large SUV is less space-efficient than a minivan, some take the final plunge into self-sacrificing parenthood, holding their noses all the way down.
Minivans may be down, but they're not out. Toyota has smartly revamped its Sienna for 2015. Honda hit a home run when it offered the Odyssey with a built-in, Cheerio-devouring HondaVac for easy cleanups.
To wield the HondaVac, however, one must spend more than $45,000 on the top-dog Touring Elite version of the Odyssey. The Sienna, too, can shoot past $46,000 when fully optioned.
That's a lot of money for a minivan, which brings us to the Kia Sedona.
Better-looking than your average minivan, with outstanding features and ergonomics — and a 10-year, 100,000-mile warranty — the Sedona starts at $26,795, some $3,000 less than the most affordable Odyssey, the LX.
The Kia's main demerit is that it doesn't ride or handle as well as the Honda or Toyota. But the Sedona will still complete any family's to-do list while saving money for missions to Ikea.