Comedian Dane Cook has a popular joke about the board game Monopoly — it always ends with profanity-laced rants and playing pieces thrown across the room.
When Minnesota United FC goalkeeper Mitch Hildebrandt plays The Settlers of Catan with his roommate, midfielder Michael Reed, that joke becomes all too real.
"He gets so close to winning," Reed said. "And almost after every game … he just starts cussing his mouth off."
Hildebrandt said he was told even back in elementary school that he was too competitive, but he just hates losing.
"I get to the point where I want to flip the board over because he always wins," Hildebrandt said.
While that aggressive streak may go overboard during a no-stakes pastime, Hildebrandt's need to be the best has served him well in his soccer career. The 25-year-old has recently won the starting position over Matt VanOekel after largely serving as the veteran's backup in his first two seasons with the Loons.
VanOekel was injured May 24 against the Carolina RailHawks. Now fully recovered, he hasn't played except for appearances as a substitute in July exhibition games against the under-21 Mexican national team and Swansea City.
United coach Manny Lagos said both Hildebrandt and VanOekel are No. 1 goalkeepers, and that the starting choice just depends on who's playing better. Since the Carolina game with Hildebrandt playing, United is 7-1-2.